i have an aim account now. it's globalfilings1

I am a golf-ball!

This page is definitely a mass creative act. That's one of the things that's so exciting about it.

I don't hate the Times wholly. They have some very good arts coverage. I like Elvis Mitchell, for instance, and Jon Pareles. But I don't like their efforts at covering edgy cultural events, like Burning Man. They come off like college professors with a substitute stint in a kindergarten class -- confused, uncomfortable, and a little clueless.

What do we do when all of my demands are answered? (Or at least all the ones that can be.)

I would say this page counts as a mass creative act. Maybe not that mass or that creative, but both mass and creative it is.
I agree with you about New York Yimes reporters. My colleagues and I hate the New York Times. Bookshelves, however, are available at IKEA.
Over at ABCNews, you can read about the MP-4 standard that will make it easier for you to listen to the jazz recordings you love so.
As for thinking lustful thoughts about women, we are all guilty of it. I admire that you are willing to admit it, and I think that is a very positive first step.
I think we are now done with over half of the demands!

Amharic and Hebrew are, indeed, both Semitic languages.

Mike Janssen wanted to see this, right? I can't remember.

MJ, I can't enter the Faith Hill Look-Alike Contest, and I apologize for helping to create such a terrible monster. Also, I urge you all to vote! (lalala)

Three gods A, B, and C are called, in some order, True, False, and Random. True always speaks truly, False always speaks falsely, but whether Random speaks truly or falsely is a completely random matter. Your task is to determine the identities of A, B, and C by asking three yes-no questions; each question must be put to exactly one god. The gods understand English, but will answer in their own language, in which the words for yes and no are da and ja, in some order. You do not know which word means which.

restmyeyes.net will launch on the first day of the new millenium, 01-01-01

Last night I had a dream where there was a neighborhood meeting about me missing the bowl when I pee.

Directions to the access road are available here.

Web should always be capitalized at the beginnings of sentences.

Welcome to OVID.blogspot.com. This is where we will attempt to meet all of MJ's demands.